Innapropriate email from employer...

THIS PISSED ME OFF SO FUCKING MUCH TODAY!!!!!!!!!!
Politics shouldn't be brought up at a work place... especially by one's employer!!! I guess he thought it was cute...

Notice to All Employees
As of November 5, 2008, when President Obama is likely officially elected into office, our company will be required to instill a few new policies which are in keeping with the new President’s issues of change and fairness:
1. All salespeople will be pooling their sales and bonuses into a common pool that will be divided equally between all of you. This will serve to give any of you who are under achieving a "fair shake."
2. All other workers will be pooling their wages, including overtime, into a common pool, dividing it equally amongst yourselves. This will help those who are "too busy for overtime" to reap the rewards from those who have more spare time and can work extra hours.
3. All top management will now be referred to as "the government." will not participate in this "pooling" experience or any other consequence of our new policies because the law doesn't apply to us since we voted to exempt ourselves.
4. The "government" will give eloquent speeches to all employees every week, encouraging you workers to continue to work hard "for the good of all.
5. As employees, you will be thrilled with these new policies because it's "good to spread the wealth." Those of you who have underachieved will finally get an opportunity; those of you who have worked hard and had success will feel more "patriotic."
6. The last few people who were hired should be prepared to clean out their desks. Don't feel bad, though, because President Obama will give you free healthcare, free handouts, free oil for heating your home, free food stamps, and he'll let you stay in your home for as long as you want even if you can't pay your mortgage. If you appeal directly to our Democratic Congress, you might even get a free flat screen TV and a coupon for free haircuts(shouldn't all Americans be entitled to nice looking hair?)!!!
If for any reason you are not happy with our potential new policies, you may wish to comment. However, all negative comments will be immediately classified as “Attacks” and “Mean Spirited”. Perhaps we may all want to consider how rhetoric that sounds good may actually affect us if it is put into practice. And then go vote on November 4th.

so true

Understanding, caring for one another... It's so important!

“The addict has been found not to want to be an addict, but is driven by pain and environmental hopelessness… As soon as an addict can feel healthier and more competent mentally and physically without drugs than he does on drugs, he ceases to require drugs.”

-L. Ron Hubbard