It's funny... I stumbled upon this video a day after Billy played hours of the original Zelda on the Wii. It's amazing how far we've come as far as video games graphics are concerned, but we all still manage to get sucked into the good ol' 8-bit game sometimes.
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angry asian man
REALLY? This guy is a MORON!
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7.16.2009
"asian hottie" wanted for car photo shoot Oh, brother. Madeline sends this pathetic Craigslist posting from some guy looking for an "Asian Hottie" to pose next to his car. He apparently loves his car (probably a little too much), and loves Asian women (also probably a little too much), so his genius idea is to put them together for his personal little photo-op:Asian Hottie Wanted for Photoshoot (mountain view)You are a sad, sad man, Mr. Black Dodge Charger. It's not quite enough for him to just admire the latest cover of Import Tuner or whatever. He wants to create his own little Asian/auto-fetish photo shoot. Oh, I'm sorry -- I mean, "commemorative photo." And ladies, if you're out there, perhaps considering answer this ad... please, do yourself a favor. Respect yourself.
Date: 2009-07-15, 1:15PM PDT
Hi,
I'm looking for a hot asian female to pose next to my smoking Black Dodge Charger. I love this car & I Love Asian women, so why not combine the two in a commemorative photo? Please wear something sexy (up to your discretion) and be ready for a lovely summertime photo-shoot. You can keep digital copies of the photos for you portfolio, show off how good you look, show your grandchildren... Don't let your beauty fade without some type of historical proof! ;^)
Thank you.
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: 100 Dollars cash bucks
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Saturday, July 4, 2009
We're back!
Wow... after 7 days of not thinking and basically being complete slugs, it's tough to adjust to doing "normal" things (grocery shopping, paying bills, etc.) It's so nice to be back home though and being away really makes you appreciate stuff when you get back. I'm so freakin happy to be around our little furry children AND I think my stomach is relieved to be enjoying some standard fare. We both were very smart and stayed out of the hot Dominican sun during peak hours, but we are TAAANNNN!!! Here are some pictures if you haven't seen them yet http://www.flickr.com/photos/jlhcrawford/sets/72157620784973167/
Our days consisted of grabbing chairs under an umbrella early in the morning and then eating breakfast at the World Cafe (buffet type restaurant with ANYTHING your little heart desires). We'd jump in the pool, grab some drinks from the swim up bar and relax (occasionally hopping into the clear blue ocean to swim with some fishies). A shower and a nap would usually follow and then we'd go and explore one of the5-6 restaurants in the resort. Billy's drink of choice was rum & coke and I enjoyed some great spicy Bloody Marys (I learned that you shouldn't drink more than one, unless you want to get sick later!). On a few nights, local craftsmen would come in and set up shop to sell their wares (I got a Larimar-gem of Dominican- pendant after some tough bargaining) and there were some spectacular shows in the convention hall. Lots of talented women in thongs doing high kicks in heels, dressed in some crazy elaborate garb. Oh, and there was a casino... We spent a lot of time goofing around on the video poker/slot machines. Sadly, we're not millionaires :) Surprisingly, our favorite restaurant turned out to be Bordeaux (French cuisine), Chateaubriand, Baked Grouper, Creme Brulee... yummy!
The people that worked in the resort were so friendly and accommodating! Many think this type of place exploits the native culture of the country, and I have to disagree. The people we interacted with were so proud to show us how they lived, talked, ate, drank, etc. It is a beautiful country and I would love to go back - SOON!
It was a lovely, relaxing vacation that we both deserved!
Our days consisted of grabbing chairs under an umbrella early in the morning and then eating breakfast at the World Cafe (buffet type restaurant with ANYTHING your little heart desires). We'd jump in the pool, grab some drinks from the swim up bar and relax (occasionally hopping into the clear blue ocean to swim with some fishies). A shower and a nap would usually follow and then we'd go and explore one of the5-6 restaurants in the resort. Billy's drink of choice was rum & coke and I enjoyed some great spicy Bloody Marys (I learned that you shouldn't drink more than one, unless you want to get sick later!). On a few nights, local craftsmen would come in and set up shop to sell their wares (I got a Larimar-gem of Dominican- pendant after some tough bargaining) and there were some spectacular shows in the convention hall. Lots of talented women in thongs doing high kicks in heels, dressed in some crazy elaborate garb. Oh, and there was a casino... We spent a lot of time goofing around on the video poker/slot machines. Sadly, we're not millionaires :) Surprisingly, our favorite restaurant turned out to be Bordeaux (French cuisine), Chateaubriand, Baked Grouper, Creme Brulee... yummy!
The people that worked in the resort were so friendly and accommodating! Many think this type of place exploits the native culture of the country, and I have to disagree. The people we interacted with were so proud to show us how they lived, talked, ate, drank, etc. It is a beautiful country and I would love to go back - SOON!
It was a lovely, relaxing vacation that we both deserved!
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
eeny meeny miney moe!
We chose this deal where the Resort (Dreams) picks the location where we stay in the Dominican when we go on vacation this summer...It's a little cheaper BUT it also prolongs the mystery of where we're going. All three of the Resorts are gorgeous, so I'm pretty sure we win no matter what happens. I CAN'T WAIT!!!
Friday, April 10, 2009
What is going on?!!
Best case scenario, you spend the WHOLE day working on ONE simple task and let the rest of the work pile up on your desk. Most of the time however, you spend your time on Facebook Chat, IM Chat AND on your cell phone texting people...
EVERY SINGLE interaction on the phone or at the counter leads to you bitching about the customer - sometimes while you're within earshot of the poor person on the receiving end of your wrath. Sometimes you pound your hands on the desk while you're on the phone (that desk is going to collapse one of these days) or you stomp your feet on the ground like a baby having a temper tantrum. You're the laziest person I have encountered... EVER.
People are noticing, and it's leading to an all over lack of respect for you. Don't you see that?
What the hell is going on with you? While everyone's working hard to keep their jobs in this current economy, you act like having a job is a game! You come into work late EVERY FUCKING DAY! You're rude to customers, you don't take any pride or respect in what you do, you just stopped caring. It's making us all VERY UNHAPPY.
You're too old to think this is cute so please STOP IT!
EVERY SINGLE interaction on the phone or at the counter leads to you bitching about the customer - sometimes while you're within earshot of the poor person on the receiving end of your wrath. Sometimes you pound your hands on the desk while you're on the phone (that desk is going to collapse one of these days) or you stomp your feet on the ground like a baby having a temper tantrum. You're the laziest person I have encountered... EVER.
People are noticing, and it's leading to an all over lack of respect for you. Don't you see that?
What the hell is going on with you? While everyone's working hard to keep their jobs in this current economy, you act like having a job is a game! You come into work late EVERY FUCKING DAY! You're rude to customers, you don't take any pride or respect in what you do, you just stopped caring. It's making us all VERY UNHAPPY.
You're too old to think this is cute so please STOP IT!
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
V-A-C-A-T-I-O-N
I am so freakin excited! We are booked and scheduled to go to the Dominican Republic for 7 days at the end of June. I can't wait. Need sun. Need surf. Need sand. Need complete RELAXATION!
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